Tag: Ladki
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,
2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.
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Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes
Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.
Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...
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Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes
Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
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Sms / Friendship
Kashif Yaqoob
What Is A Girl?
What is a GIRL? jo kisi shadi mai jaaney se pehle Face Wash Eye Shadow Mascara Eye Liner Lipstick Lipgloss Lip pencil Face Cream face powder Glitter Blush on Kaajal Nail polish Body spray Perfume aur 7 mai Heel aur Acha Sa Dress Pehenney k baad bhi apni frndz se kahay Ary yaar Jaldi Mai Kuch nahe kiya & What A Boy? Jo shaadi Mai Jaaney se Pehle Apne Dost ko call kr k puchhay "Oye nahana hai k nahe? Frnd replies: pagal hai? Tere bap ka valima thori hai
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Jan 09, 2014 at 15:01
Category: friendship
Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
Sms / Sorry
Kashif Yaqoob
Kehte Hen Waqt Se Pehle 0r Qismat K Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta.
Kehte hen waqt se pehle 0r Qismat K bina ksi ko kch nhi milta.. Afs0s ..!! Mere pas waqt nhi 0r larkio K paas Qismat nhi I'm sorry girls.
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Dec 28, 2013 at 14:12
Category: sorry
Tags: Waqt Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Boy. Call Kab Karun ?
Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.
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Dec 24, 2013 at 13:12
Category: funny
Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Fool
Kashif Yaqoob
'high Class Insult'
'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/
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Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: fool
Tags: Animals Ladka Jokes Funny Ladki Sms
Sms / Exams
Kashif Yaqoob
Exam K Dinon Me Larki Set Kr Li..!!
ye Soch kar hm ne Exam K dinon m Larki set kr
li..!!
“D_G”
K Har Kamyabi k pechay 1 Aurat ka hath
hota h..!!
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,__(‘.’)__,
)( Ab first
//Aou ga.
li..!!
“D_G”
K Har Kamyabi k pechay 1 Aurat ka hath
hota h..!!
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,__(‘.’)__,
)( Ab first
//Aou ga.
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Jun 01, 2013 at 14:06
Category: exams
Tags: Ladki Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Mene 1 Larki Ki Madad Ki To.
Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha
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Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes
Tags: Movie Women Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Reply Must Chosen
Kashif Yaqoob
Ans If You Can !!!
ANS IF YOU CAN !!!
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..
Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss
Kagaz mein likha hai.
Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001
expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..
Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss
Kagaz mein likha hai.
Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001
expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita
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2 Like ·
Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen
Tags: Ladki Ladka Boy Girl Sms Friend
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