Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Kaafi Dino Se Cheeta Nahi Dekha!

Son: Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa: I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki 2 chote kapdo mein
Cheetay par sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hain,
Kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha!

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Ladki
 
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Ijunoon

What Is The Relationship Between

What is the relationship between

coffee shops and theka sharab desi/angreji?

Most of the love stories

start at coffee shops

and end at theka...!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Sharab
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Tujhe Chaand Kahti Magar Usme Bhi Daagh Hai,

Tujhe chaand kahti magar usme bhi daagh hai,

Tujhe suraj kahti magar usme bhi aag hai,

Tujhe bandar hi kah deti magar kya karu..

Kambakht Usme b dimag hai...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Chaand
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Agar Apne Dimag Ko Test Karna Ho

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

tou usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai tou samajh lena

keh dimag mein GOBAR hai,

agar paas ayi tou samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Test
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Sincere Apology

Sincere Apology :
If u dont like any of my SMS
and dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... Throw your mobile.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Ikhtiyarr e Tabbasum

Ikhtiyarr - e - Tabbasum
ki lau ko Tarranum - e - Numayish se Aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye tou please mujhe bhi bata dena....

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Dhiru Bhai From Heaven

Dhiru bhai from heaven:
""Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna Reliance"".
Mukesh: ""Hello kon bol raha hai?
thik se sunai nahi deta.
Call me on my HUTCH mobile!""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

To Live A Life V Need Brains,

To live a life v need brains,
reflexes, luck, iq, knowledge, expression,
perception, n mental qualification. ....
hats off to u, for managing without them!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

""love Animals"" !

I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
That's because Meneka Gandhi says ""Love Animals"" !

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Animals
 

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